Joanna Is NOT Famous (yet)
An Introduction Hello and Welcome. For years and years, all you've heard me say is, "I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna be rich, I'm gonna forget about you when I'm gone...etc." Well, I'm not famous YET, but at least I have a webpage.

Honestly, I don't NEED a webpage, but it's nice to have.

Well, anyway, enjoy your stay. If you were invited here by me, Have Fun. If not, you might as well have fun anyway You...You...UNINVITED GUEST!!! (Hehehe. I sure showed you.)

<- Please ignore the dorky black and white picture of me. This picture is ancient(hence the black and whiteness of it) and I will update it A.S.A.P.
NAME: Regis Francis Xavier Philbin
DATE OF BIRTH: August 25 1933
OCCUPATION: talk show host

Thank you Mr.Philbin for being you and for being so nice. Although I've never met you, I feel obliged to dedicate this space to you.

When I first got the idea to be a comedian, I was watching Paul Reiser on Mad About You, but when I decided to actually DO IT, it was after reading your book.

Your Intro alone was very
inspiring:

" This book is for any of you who ever wanted to do something but feared you might not be good enough to do it. This is to tell you to go for it. You might surprise yourself. Look what happened to me."
-R.Philbin

Indeed I will "go for it".
Thank you, Mr.Philbin.

xoxoxo Joanna xoxoxo
A Tribute To My Inspiration
A Tribute to My Friends To my friends at GRACE, DWYER, and yes even ST.GREG's:


This page will be my pre-fame glory, if you will.

Until I am famous, I will still talk to the common people such as yourselves.

However, when I am famous, you can forget about calling me, reminiscing about the "remember whens" and then asking me for small "favors".

FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

You know I'm just kidding. If you guys ever need anything, just give me buzz and I'll be there in a heart beat.

Don't lose your cool,
Joanna

NOW SOME FAME 4 U KNOW WHOS:
Buttercup Barf Tush- macy's
Ethel Java- bus gal
Cricky
Bob and Roberta
Lili
Reeka
All-is-on
Irma
Melsky
Whisky
Hey Rod! How's God?
Holy Man
Mom (ms.J)
Moo
Froggy Power (even though frogs SUCK!)
Frederick, we hate u.
Heather b
Shane a
Miranda s
Matt, you stalker!!!
Ihasz has eyes
Sheila h
Landon (Coco)
Chris B
Leigh and Eric (i'm seeing double...aaah!)
Kevin with the MAGIC
Arthur, whatever.
The 3 Stooges
The Fire Gods
"Dip N Dots"
Hooch & Hooch (heather & brit)
Rudolpho (like my spelling?)
Seran wrap
Sir Harvey
ALL MY DYWER PEEPS
(first sem)
Mrs.Frizzell's class 2nd
Mr.Morris' class 4/5
Mrs.Schneider's class 6th
Mrs.Scora's class 7th
(second sem)
Mr.Pender's class 2nd
Mrs.Kelly's class 3/4
Mr.McDonald's class 6th
Mme.Craigen's class 7th
GRACERS! I haven't forgotten you! K.I.T.
B-CLUB-3 ROCKS!!!
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LIVE! Regis and Kathie Lee
REGIS ROCKS! (oh yeah, baby)

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